Jokes

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and rolled down the car windows to make sure my golden retriever had fresh air.
She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay..Do you hear me?.. Stay!.. Stay." The driver of a nearby car, perhaps noting that I am a blonde(??), gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"