Jokes

A policeman stopped a young father for speeding and he had his children in the back of the car. The dad said, "Bitch!" The small boy in the back said, "What does that mean daddy?"
The dad replied, "Police officer." So anyway, they got home and his dad was upstairs shaving his beard and he cut himself and said, "Buttocks", and his son said, "What does that mean daddy?" Dad replied, "Shaving your beard, son."
Then the young lad went downstairs to help his mom make dinner and she poked herself while cutting the chicken. She said, "Fuck", and the young boy said, "What does that mean mommy?" The mom said, "Cutting, son." They had just got back from a club and his dad slipped on the door mat and said, "Shit", and the boy said, "What does that mean daddy?" The dad said, "Door mat." Later, the policeman turned up on the doorstep. The boy opened the door and said, "Wipe your feet, bitch, on the shit.. my dad's upstairs shaving his buttocks and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the chicken."