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One Day a boy came in late for school and the teacher asked him, "Why are you late?" The boy answered, "I was on top of purple hill." Another boy came in late and the teacher asked him why. "I was on top of purple hill", the boy replied. Then a girl came in late and the teacher said, "Let me guess..you were on top of purple hill?" The girl replied, "No Miss, I am Purple Hill."

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