Jokes

There were five family members on a plane that was crashing. There were only four parachutes so the pilot says, "Since I'm the pilot, I get a parachute." So the Dad, Mom and Brother all agreed they should leave the baby, and they did. They jumped off and walked home. When they walked into the house they saw the baby sitting on the couch. The Dad asked him how he got home and the baby said "I'm chinese, I'm not dumb, I hold on to daddy's bum. Daddy fart, I go zoom, that's how I get home so soon."