Jokes
A blonde girl named Sally just got a new sports car and she was driving crazy. A transport truck driver was getting mad and cut her off by pulling in front of her. So the blonde and the transport truck driver got out of their vehicles and the truck driver said, "Stay here, I'll be right back." The transport driver got a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the side of the road. He said, "Stay in this circle and don't move out of it." Then the transport truck driver got a needle and popped the blondes wheels and he heard a giggle, so he thought to himself, "If she hasn't had enough, I'll give her some more." He smashed her car with a bat, and he heard her laugh again. He thought to himself, "If she hasn't had enough, she will get more." So, he poured gasoline on her car and threw a match on it. He heard her laughing her butt off, so he said, "Why are you laughing?" The blonde replied, "Everytime you weren't looking,I stepped out of the circle!"
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