Jokes

There were 3 gay guys traveling in a car. They were in an accident died. Their gay lovers got together and decided to have them all cremated. They asked the first guy, "What are you going to do with your lovers ashes?" He replied, "Well, my man liked to climb trees, so I'm going to climb a tall tree and sprinkle him around." They asked the second guy the same thing. "Well, my lover liked to surf, so I'm going to hang-10 and sprinkle him in the ocean." Then they asked the third guy the same thing. He thought real hard, then said, "I'm going to mix him in a big bowl of chili and eat him." Confused, the others asked him, "Why mix him in chili?" The sad lover said, "So he can tear my ass up one last time!"