Jokes

Deep in the middle of a forest lived a rabbit and a bear. The rabbit and the bear helped out a frog. In doing this great deed, the frog granted them three wishes. The bear went first. He said, "I wish all the bears in my forest were female." The frog granted his wish. The rabbit said, "I wish I had a motorcycle helmet with red flames on it." The wish was granted. The bear then said, "For my second wish, I wish all the bears in the next forest were female." Then the rabbit said, "For my second wish, I wish for a black motorcycle with red flames on it." Then the bear said "For my third and final wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female." And the frog granted his wish and turned to the rabbit. "Now what would your final wish be?" The rabbit smiled and said, "I wish that bear was gay." and drove away on his motorcycle.