Jokes

A blonde goes to a barber shop and asks for a hair cut. The barber asks her to take off her headphones. She says, "I can't", and left. The next day, she came back and asked for a hair cut, and again the barber asks her to take off her headphones. She says, "I can't", and she leaves. She comes back the next day and asks for a hair cut, and again the barber says, "Take off your headphones." She says, "OK, fine,I will take off my headphones." She sits down and takes off her headphones and the barber starts to cut her hair. When the barber gets done cutting her hair, he notices that she is dead. He wonders why she died so he puts on her headphones and it keeps on repeating, "Breath in.. breath out, breath in..breath out."