Jokes

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scottsman are captured by red indians. The chief walks up to the Scottsman taps him on the chest and says, "Ahh, good tough skin make good canoe.. what you want before you die?" The Scottsman replies, "Ccan I have a wee whisky?" So they give him a whiskey then trail him off and make him into a canoe. The chief then goes up to the Englishman, taps him on the chest, and says, "Ahh, good tough skin make good canoe.. what do you want before you die?" The Englishman replies, "Can I have a cigarette?" So they give him a cigarette then take him away and make him into a canoe. The chief then turns to the Irishman and taps him on the chest and says, "Ahh, good tough skin make good canoe.. what do you want before you die?" The Irishman replies, "A fork." Confused, the chief gives him a fork. The Irishman then stabs himself in the chest several times and shouts, "You ain't making no flippin canoe out of me!"