Jokes

The teacher asked Jimmy, "If there are three birds sitting on a fence and one gets shot, how many birds would be left?" Jimmy thought for a minute then replied, "None." Then his teacher asked him why answered none. Jimmy said, "If one got shot, the other two would fly away." The teacher said, "Well no, but I like your thinking." Jimmy said, "I've got a question for you.. If three ladies are eating ice cream cones and one is licking, one is biting and one is sucking.. wich one is married?" The teacher thought for a moment and said, "The one who is sucking." Jimmy said, "No, the one with the ring on her finger is married, but I like your thinking."