Jokes

A little girl was at school arguing with her teacher. The teacher was trying to explain to the class that a whales throat is really small and couldn't swallow anything bigger than krill. "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale!", said the little girl. "Thats a lie, there was no such person as Jonah", said the teacher. "Well when I go to Heaven, I'm gonna ask him", said the girl. "Well what if Jonah's in Hell?", said the teacher. " Then you can ask him", replied the girl with a sly smile.