Jokes

It's prom night and Tom is having a great time with his date. He then decide's to take his date home because his parents aren't there. So they get to his room and see that his little brother is asleep on the bottom bunk. They climb onto the top bunk. Tom tells his date, "OK, this is how were going to do this. When you want me to put it inside you, say lettuce. When you want me to take it out, say tomato. And so it starts...lettuce,tomato,lettuce,tomato
LETTUCE,TOMATO,LETTUCE,TOMATO!!!!!!!!!! All of a sudden you hear Tom's little brother wake up and say, "Will you stop making sandwiches up there, your getting mayonnaise all over me!!"