Jokes

Jesus, Moses and a bearded man whose name I can't remember, were all golfing. Jesus tee'd off and was headed for a lake. The ball stopped just before it hit the water and began to float. Jesus walked out on the water and hit the ball to the green. Moses then tee'd off and it went for the water. Just before it got there, Moses spread his arms and the water parted. The ball rolled safely across and Moses hit it to the green. The bearded man hit the ball towards the lake. It landed on a lillypad. A frog jumped out of the water and ate the ball. Just then, a hawk swooped down and picked up the frog. The frog was so frightened, he dropped the ball into moving traffic. The ball bounced off the windshield of a truck and onto the green. It landed inches from the hole. The wind then began to pick up. A huge gust of wind caught the ball and blew it into the hole. Moses said to Jesus, "I hate playing with your Dad."