Jokes

There was once a man on a ship who was really bored, so he thought for a while and asked the captain what to do about his situation. The captain came back with an idea to stick his dick in a barrel in the corner of the captains cabin.
The man was curious and decided to do it. He came back with the biggest smile on his face. "That was amazing, made me all tingley", said she man, "But when can I do it again?"
"Everyday exept for wednesday", replied the captain. "Why not wednesday?", asked the man. "Because on Wednesdays, It's your turn in the barrel!"