Jokes

There was a guy on a plane and he had to go to the bathroom to relieve himself. The guys bathroom was out of service so he asked the pilot if he could use the girls bathroom. The pilot said yes, he could, but don't press the red button that says ATR on it. So he goes to the girls bathroom and couldn't help but press the red button anyway. Next thing he knows..he's waking up in a hospital bed in extreme pain. The nurse says, "Why did you press the red button..ATR means 'Automatic Tampon Remover'..Your ding dong is under your pillow."