Jokes

One night, three men went out to steal. The first man stole a cow, the second man stole a goat and the third man stole a plate. The following morning some police officers paid them a visit. They asked the first man, "Where did you get that cow?" The first man replied, "I've had him since he was a calf." The Officers asked the second man, "Where did you get that goat?" He responds, "I've had her since she was a nanny." Then they asked the third man, "Where did you get that plate?" He replied, "I've had it since it was a saucer."