Jokes

There's a big ghost convention being held in downtown Toronto. A man walks on stage and says in the microphone, "How many people here have seen a ghost?" Everyone puts up their hand.

Then he says, "How many people have touched a ghost?" Only about a quarter of the people put up their hands.

Then the man says, "How many people have had sex with a ghost?" To his surprise, one person puts up their hand. So he calls this man, who happens to be from Pakistan, up to the stage and says, "Wow, that's amazing! So what was it like having sex with a ghost?"

And the man from Pakistan says, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you said goat."