Jokes

Margaret and Jackie came out of the night club to find that thier taxi had not arrived. Margaret went to the side of the road and flashed her legs to see if anyone would give them a lift, but this did not work so they started walking. Jackie turned around to talk to Margaret and saw that she was not there. Just as she was about to shout for her, she saw Margaret lying under a cow sucking the cows udders. Jackie said, "Margaret, what are you doing?" Margaret said, "I am sucking these lads off.. one of them has got to have a car."