Jokes

One day, this triplet boy went to the toilet and shit out a bullet. He went to his mom and asked her why this happened. she said, "When I was pregnant with you and your two brothers, I was shot three times in the stomach and the doctor said this would happen, don't worry about it." The next day, her other son came to her said he too had shit a bullet out. The mom told him the same story. The next day, she was tidying up the house when she heard 'BANG.' She ran upstairs to find the cat dead in the bathroom and her other son crying. She said, "What happened?" Her son said, "I was having a wank and shot the cat!"