Jokes

There once was a boy named Bootyitch. Bootyitch went to a new school and his teacher asked, "What is your name?" He replied, "My name is Bootyitch." The teacher said, "Now I'm going to ask you again, and if you reply negatively, I'm going to send you to the principals office.. what is your name?" "My name is Bootyitch", said the boy. The teacher said, "That's it, go to the principals office!" The principal asked, "What's your name kid?" The boy replied again, "My name is Bootyitch." The principal sent him home. The boys mother was at work and he turned on the stove and left a napkin on it. The house caught on fire so he called his mom told her. His mom got to the house and saw that it was burned to the ground. She started crying and the fireman said, "What's wrong?" She said, "Oohh, my Bootyitch." The fireman replied, "Well, why don't you scratch it then."