Jokes

This guy was driving and he came to a red light. He slowed down and proceeded to go. Then this cop pulled him over and said, "Sir, that's a red light." The man said, "Officer, I know, but I slowed down and no one was coming, so I kept going." The officer then pulled out his knight stick and beat the man until he couldn't take anymore. The man said, "Stop, stop, stop!" The officer said, "Now, do you want me to slow down or stop?"