Jokes

A little boy was riding his tricycle that he just got for Christmas through the streets of England. While he was riding, a patrol officer on his horse came riding through. The little boy pulls over and the patrol officer follows. The officer asks the little boy if he had just got the tricycle for Christmas. The kid says, "Yes." Then the officer says, "Well tell Santa to bring reflectors for that stupid piece of shit." The little boy calmly asks the officer if Santa brought him that horse. The officer says, "Yes, he did." The little boy says, "Well next time, tell Santa to put the dick on the bottom instead of on top!"