Jokes

There was a blonde driving down the road and a cop pulls her over. The cop says, "Let me see your license." The blonde says, "What's my license?" The cop says, "It's flat, about the size of a buisiness card and it has your picture on it." So the blonde driver digs in her purse and pulls out a mirror. She says, "Is this my license?", and she gives it to the police officer. The cop looks at it and says, "Sorry, I didn't know you were a cop, or I wouldn't have pulled you over."