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A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. The two were drinking all night until closing time. On the way out, the giraffe fell over and the bartender said, "You can't leave that lying there!" The drunk man replied, "It's not a lion, It's a giraffe."

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Moolz:
Mon, Apr 7th 2008, 14:45:
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