Jokes

There was this guy and he wanted to marry his girlfriend but he had a problem, he loved beans, but his girl didn't like the aftermath of his favorite food, so she only agreed to marry him if he gave up his beans, and he did. On the day of their one year anniversary, he was on his way home and his car broke down, so he called to let his wife know he was going to be late because he had to walk home. On his way home he passed a bean diner and stopped in for a quick bite. He ended up eating 42 bowels of beans. When he finished, he continued on home, hoping to let out all of his gas on the way. When he got home, his wife said she had a surprise and blind folded him. She sat him down, then the phone rang. Before leaving, she made him promise not to peak. While she was gone, he felt the need to fart, so he did and it smelled horrible. While he was wofting it, he blew another. This one shook the table. When his wife returned, she said, "OK, you can look now." To his surprise there were 12 dinner guests around the table.