Jokes

Three men walk into a bar with a Chinese bartender. The first man says to the bartender, "Give me a coke." The bartender gives him a coke. The man spits it out and says, "What's in my coke?" The bartender says, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke!" The second man says to the bartender, "Give me a coke", and the bartender gives him a Coke. The man spits it out and says, "What's in my Ccoke?" The bartender says, "Me chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke." Then the third man says, "Give me a coke", and the bartender gives him a coke. The man spits it out and says, "Wha'ts in my Coke?" The bartender smiles and says, "Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee pee in your Coke." The man looks at the bartender while laughing, and says, "Well, guess what? Me Cowboy, me run fast, me put bullet in your ass!"