Jokes

There was this couple who always had sex in the dark. One night, the wife decided that she would turn on the lights. They got into one of their wild and crazy moods. The wife jumped up and turned on the light. She saw her husband laying there with a dildo. "All of these years you have been lying to me..explain yourself", she said. The huusband replied, "OK, I will explain myself if you explain the three kids!"