Jokes

Three men -- a drunk, a smoker and a gay dude -- all die and meet God. God tells them he will give them another chance if they cease their bad habits.

They agree and are sent back among the living. Back on Earth again, they're walking along when the drunk spots a bottle of wine. He bends over to pick it up and 'POOF', he's gone.

The other two continue on when the smoker spots a cigarette. He bends over to pick it up and 'POOF', he's gone! Not surprisingly, 'POOF', the gay guy is also gone.