Jokes

One day, Osama Bin Laden died and went to hell. The Devil told him he could take the place of one person who was good. So the Devil gave him a choice. To the right was Richard Nixon, swimming in a pool of water. "Oh no, I can't swim", says Osama. To the right was Bill Clinton getting a fantastic blow job from Monica Lewinsky. "That looks good", says Osama. "OK then", the Devil says.."You can take Monica's place."