Jokes

There was a blonde going to Los Angeles from New York. As the plane was about halfway, the blonde heard a big BOOM!
Then the pilot reported, "I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, we seemed to have lost one of our engines, there will be a 30 minute delay. Don't worry, I'll fly this plane with three engines if I have to." About half an hour later, there was another big BOOM! The blonde was starting to freak a little. The pilot reported, "I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, but another engine blew out. There will be another 30 minute delay to Los Angeles." It was not but a couple minutes later when the passengers heard yet another loud BOOM! The pilot reported, "I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, for this has not happened before, but we have lost yet another engine! Don't worry, I'll fly this plane with one engine if I have to, but there will be another 45 minute delay." Then the blonde tapped the gentleman beside her and said, "I hope the last engine doesn't blow out or we'll be up here forever!"