Jokes

Early one morning, in the Northwest Territories, An Inuit man and his wife wake up to go ice fishing. On this morning though, the wife tells her husband that she does not want to go ice fishing. Perplexed, the husband isn't sure what to say or do. After pacing around thinking, the husband returns to tell the wife she has three choices. She can either get up and go ice fishing, or she can take it in the ass, or she can give him a blow job. He leaves to go and get the dog sled ready. After about an hour, he returns to find out what her choice is. The wife says, "I know it is tradition to get up every morning at five o'clock and go ice fishing, but we sit there motionless for hours on end, freezing. We might catch a fish, we might not. I hate it and I'm not going. I don't want it in the ass 'cause that hurts too much, so I guess I have to give you a blow job."
Her husband agrees and she kneels before him, unzips him, pulls it out and commences the blow job. She says, "Oh that tastes like shit." The husband says, "Yeah, the dogs didn't want to go ice fishing either."