Jokes

Two men were playing golf one day and one of them asked the other, "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a hitman", the second man replies. The hitman showed his golf partner his gun and the partner looked through the scope, "I can see my house from here, there's my wife, naked, and there's my neighbor, naked... how much do you charge for kills?" "$1000 per shot", says the hitman. "OK, shoot my wife in the mouth for yelling at me, and shoot my neighbor in the dick." A while later the man says, "What's taking so long?" "I'm trying to save you $1000!"