Jokes

There was this old couple and they had trouble trying to remember things so they went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "Try writing things down, it will make things easier." Well, even then, the couple kept forgetting things. So one night the couple were sitting down when the wife said, "I am going into the kitchen for a drink, do you need anything before I sit back down?" The husband thought a moment and then noddingly he said, "Some ice-cream would be nice." So off the elderly wife went into the kitchen. After a half an hour, out came the little old lady with eggs, bacon and orange juice and hands it to her husband. He gave an irritated sigh and said, "You forgot the toast."