Jokes

One day at school the teacher made the kids a deal. "Children, if you get a question from the chalkboard right on Friday, then you don't have to come to school on the following Monday." Week after week she would put up questions and non of the kids could answer them. Then finally, Little Johnny got two ping-pong balls and painted them black. The next day so happened to be friday. So when the teacher put the question on the board she said, "Whoever can answer this question won't have to come to school on Monday. Then Little Johnny rolled the two black ping- pong balls to the front, and the teacher said, "Who is the comedian with two black balls?" Then Little Johnny yelled out, "Bill Cosby , see You on Tuesday!"