Jokes

There was a blonde, a brunnette and a redhead. They all had escaped from prison. They went to hide in a farmers barn. A cop came by and they all hid. The brunnette hid behind a cow, the redhead hid behind a pig and the blonde hid in a barrel of potatoes. So when the cop came in the barn the brunnette said, "Mooo, mooo", and the cop thought it was just the cow. Then the cop walked by the pig and the redhead said, "Oink, oink." Then he walked by the barrel of potatos and the blonde said, "Potato, potato." So the cop looked in the barrel and caught the blonde. She told him of the other two girls and they all got caught. They were taken back to the prison to be shot. They lined them up and started out to shoot the redhead. The captain said, "Ready, aim", then the redhead said, "Hurricane", and she ran away in the confusion. Then they were going to shoot the brunnette. "Ready, aim", the brunette yells, "Flash flood", and she ran away in the confusion. Then it was the blondes turn. "Ready, aim", the blonde said, "Fire", and they shot her.