Jokes

Two young lovers decided to attend the high school halloween party. The only costumes they could find were that of a horse and a cow. The girl wore the cow costume and the boy was dressed as a horse. The walk to the school was a long one and it was cold that night. The boy suggested they cut accross a neighbors field. Halfway accross the field they realized the farmer had let his bull out to graze. Seeing intruders in his field, the bull became angry and started to paw at the ground and snort. The two lovers realized they were in trouble. The girl said, "What are we going to do?" The boy said, "Well, I'm gonna make a run for it, but if I were you, I'd brace myself."