Jokes

There once was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head. They were driving home from a game and their car broke down. They saw a farm and asked the elderly couple if they could stay there. The couple said yes, as long as they did not go into the study. Well, that night, they went into the study. The next morning the old man was at the end of their bed with a knife. He said, "I know that you went into my study so follow me." They all went to the garden, and the old man told the girls they had to pick a hundered of their favorite fruits and stick it in their mouths. If one fell out, he would kill them. Well the redhead picked cherries and one fell out, so the old man killed her. The brunette picked peaches and one fell out, so he killed her too. She went up to heaven laughing. The redhead said, "Why are you laughing?" The brunette said, "Because I saw the blonde picking watermelons."