Jokes

One day two aliens came down to earth. While here, they went to a local gas station. Outside, they meet a gas pump. Not knowing what it was, the first alien goes up to the pump and says, "Take me to your leader or else I'll zap you." The other alien says to the first one, "you don't want to mess with him." The first alien says, "By the count of three take me to your leader, one, two, three.. ZAP." Kaboom! The two aliens are sent flying backwards 20 to 30 feet. The second alien says to the first alien, "I told you not to mess with someone that can wrap his penis twice around his leg and also stick it in his ear at the same time!"