Jokes

Mailman John walked down the street on his last day as a letter carrier. The first door he came to had the residents handing him fruit and flowers. They thoroughly thanked him and said that they appreciated his work.

The next door he came to had the residents handing him home-baked chocolate chip cookies and also thanking him for a job well done.

Then the next door he came to featured a beautiful blonde who answered the door. She immediately invited him in. He entered the house and immediately set into an erotic encounter with the blonde. Upon finishing their "business" they returned downstairs and the blonde fixed him breakfast.

The blonde hands him a coffee cup and he noticed that there was a dollar bill under it. The mailman asked what it was for and the blonde replied, "Well, I asked my husband what he thought I should do for you on your last day. He said 'Screw him -- give him a dollar.' The breakfast was my idea."