Jokes

There were three little kids walking home one day when the first kid said, "My dad wrote on a sheet of paper and called it a poem, and got 1,000 dollars for it." So the second kid says, "I've got you beat, my dad wrote on a sheet of paper and called it a song, and got 6,000 dollars for it." Then the third kid said, "I've got you both beat, my dad wrote on a sheet of paper and called it a sermon, and it took eight men to gather up all the money."