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Q: Why do squirrels swim on their backs?

A: Because they don't want to get their nuts wet.

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	Moolz: Mon, Apr 7th 2008, 14:39: That was pretty funny. I was wondering if you would be interested in posting that joke on my new comedy website, www.TheReelComic.com. I am giving away $1,000 cash to the funniest joke that is voted on by the community members… 1 in 125 chance to win… interested?	Reply

	jakebb: Thu, May 8th 2008, 12:00: Hear the one about the french horn player? Everytime he kissed his girl he shoved his hand up her ass!

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