Jokes

Miss Adams was explaining multi-syllable words to her third-grade class. "You all know single-syllable words like hand, foot, house, and dog, but some words are made up of more than one syllable," she said. "Now who can give me an example of a word made up of MORE than one syllable?"

Little Eddie raised his hand eagerly.

"All right, Eddie, go ahead," smiled Miss Adams.

"Autoeroticism," beamed little Eddie.

"My goodness, Eddie, that's a mouthful," marveled Miss Adams.

"No, Miss Adams, that's masturbation," explained Eddie.
"You're thinking of a blowjob."