Jokes

There once were three friends and they were the greatest friends ever, but they were always in competition with each other. One day, when they got together, one guy said, "I know, starting now, for a whole year, let's see who can collect the most ping pong balls, and whoever does is the greatest of the three." The other two agreed. A year passes and at 11:50 pm the first guy appears with a dump truck full of ping pong balls. He thought to himself, "I'm gonna win!" At five to midnight, the second guy appears with two dump trucks, filled with all kinds of ping pong balls. He said to the first guy, "Ha, I've surely got the win." But they had to wait for the last guy to come. They wait for about half an hour, until finally the third guy shows up. when he came he had two dump trucks filled with two gigantic hairy balls. The guy was cut up, bleeding and missing both his arms. The other two guys said, "What happened buddy, where are your ping pong balls?" The third guy replies, "Ping pong balls..I thought you said King Kong balls!"