Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and has a few beers. This led to him needing to use the bathroom. So he asks the bartender, "Can I use your bathroom?" The bartender says, "Yes, it's down the hall to your left, but beware, it's haunted." So the guy goes to the bathroom and does his buisiness and all of a sudden he hears a spirit say, "I'm the great Houdini, touch my balls and I'll slice your wienee." The guy runs out and leaves the bar. Later, Santa Clause comes in and r has a couple of beers. He falls off the stool, gets back up and asks to use the bathroom. The bartender says again, "It's down the hall to your left, but beware, it's haunted. S Santa goes and does is buisiness, washes his hands and he hears, "I'm the great Houdini, touch my balls I'll slice your wienee." Santa then says, "I don't care who you are, I'm the ghost of Christmas past, touch my balls and I'll kick your ass!"