Jokes

There was a cat and chicken and they were good friends. One day, they went down to the river. The cat said, "I'll bet you that you can't jump across the river." The chicken said, "Sure, I'll take that bet." So the chicken jumps across and makes it. Then the cat said, "Well, if you can do it, I can for sure." So tha cat jumps and lands right in the middle of the river. What is the moral of this story? Wherever there is a satisfied cock, there's always a wet pussy.