Jokes

A man walks into a bar, sits next to a woman and says, "Buy a drink for me and my friend?" The lady says, "I'm not your friend." The man says, "Not you..him." The guy reaches in his pocket, pulls out a bullfrog and sets him on top of the bar. The lady says, "What's so special about him?" The guy says, "This here's a pussy eating frog." The lady says, "Meet me in room 330 across the street." The guy says, "Let me finish the beer first and you got it." Later, the man and the frog show up at the lady's room. There she is, all laid out, legs spread wide. The guy puts the frog right between her legs and says, "Do your thing frog." Nothing happens. The frog just sits there. The guy says, "Go on frog, don't be shy." Still nothing happens. The guy then says, "Allright, am I going to have to show you how again?"