Jokes

Once there were three guys who were going to jail. Each of them could bring only one item with them. When the prisoners got on the bus, the first guy asked the second guy what he was going to bring. The second guy said "I brought some paint so I can paint in my cell when I'm bored" "What did you bring?", the second guy asked. The first guy said, "I brougt some cards so I can play blackjack, poker, goldfish and the rest of the other good stuff." Then the third guy in the back of the bus started laughing. The first guy asks him, "What did you bring?" The third guy says, "I brought a box of tampons." Then the second guy asked why. The third guy says, "Well, according to the box, it says you can go swimming, hiking, biking and other fun stuff."