Jokes

An Italian guy goes to an English diner and gets a spoon and a knife but no fork. He says, "I want a fuck." The waitress says, "Sorry sir, I'm on duty." So the Italian the asks for two pieces of toast but he only gets one, so he says, "I want to piss." The waitress says, "Well go to the bathroom." So he goes back to the hotel and sees he has no sheets on his bed. He calls the manager and says, "I want a shit." The manager says, "Use the bathroom." So the Italian checks out the next day and on his way out a hippie says, "Peace on you." The Italian says, "Piss on you too!"