Jokes

So a penguin is driving down the road and has car trouble. He pulls over to a repair shop and says, "Look at my car, I'm going across the street for some ice cream." Penguins can't handle ice cream cones very well, no hands and all, and he gets some on his beak, so he goes back to the shop and says, "Hey, what's wrong with my car?" The greasemonkey says, "Looks like you blew a seal.. no that's just icecream."