Jokes

Three boys save President Bush's life. President Bush says to them, "Boys, you can have anything your little hearts desire." The first boy asks for a Game Boy and every game ever made for it. President Bush says, "You got it little man." The second boy asks for a Playstation 2 and a pony. President Bush says, "You'll have'em by tommorow." The third boy asks for a wheelchair with a built-in Playstation and freezer. President Bush asks the boy, "Why do you want a wheelchair, your not crippled?" The boy answers, "No, I'm not now, but I will be once I tell my father I saved you."